Anxiety and What It Really Is: Fear (with Better Branding)

Real life. Real women. Zero Barbies.

We call it anxiety, but really — it’s fear with a PR makeover. It’s fear that took a LinkedIn course on “Rebranding for Modern Women” and came back calling itself Generalized Anxiety Disorder.

Anxiety is fear pretending it has a better wardrobe. Except it doesn’t. It’s wearing the same pajamas we’ve had on since Tuesday.

Here’s the truth no one tells you:

Fear isn’t the enemy. It’s a signal. It’s the smoke alarm your body sets off when something feels out of control — like hormones, hot flashes, or your email inbox after a three-day nap.

Your brain is basically yelling, “Hey! Something’s off!” but the world hears it as “She’s overreacting.” Spoiler: you’re not. Your nervous system just needs a breather — literally.

A midlife twist:

For a lot of us, anxiety amps up during menopause because estrogen and progesterone — the body’s emotional moderators — decide to retire early without notice. So now you’ve got a nervous system running the show solo, and she’s not exactly chill.

If you feel jumpy, restless, or suddenly catastrophizing over a burnt piece of toast — you’re not broken. You’re human. Just one with an overcaffeinated amygdala and a slightly dramatic thermostat.

What helps:

Bonus points if your cat joins in. Mine does, usually sitting on my chest like a therapy paperweight.

And finally:

Anxiety isn’t weakness — it’s awareness. It’s your body saying, “I care too much to ignore this.” That’s not something to medicate into silence. It’s something to meet with kindness and a cooling pillow.

You’re not crazy. You’re adapting. And you’re not alone. Now go pet something fluffy and remind yourself: You’ve survived everything you thought you couldn’t — including this.